the legend of the helping friendly book
Legend has it that a long time ago in a land far away, a book was written that contained within it All the Inherent Knowledge of the Universe. That book was called The Helping Friendly Book, and it possessed the ancient Secrets to Eternal Joy and Never Ending Splendor. (#SEJNES)
Unfortunately, The Helping Friendly Book and its secrets fell into the wrong hands long ago, and instead of using the Knowledge to enlighten people, it was used to brainwash them, thus ushering in the dark age of the tyranny of the dulled mind (where some say we find ourselves today).
In 2013, after hearing rumors of the legendary lost book, we decided to form a search party and call ourselves The Helping Friendly Book Club. We’ve been searching for the Secrets to Eternal Joy and Never Ending Splendor ever since, and as of April 2018 we’re reading our 28th book on the Quest so far.
Recently, we came across another legend, one that foretells of a time when it will be necessary to help return the lost Knowledge to the people. That's when it dawned on us - we should help. We should help return the Secrets to Eternal Joy and Never Ending Splendor to the people...